The Art of Deception

Tumblr Gets Deep, Part 2

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:31:44 +0100

thechocolatebrigade: 1. Put on nail polish and let dry. 2. Dip...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:27:14 +0100

1. Put on nail polish and let dry. 2. Dip fingernail in alcohol-basically any will do, vodka is suggested. 3. Press a strip of newspaper big enough to cover the whole nail on to your alcohol soaked nail. 4. Pull off slowly and be really impressed with yourself. 5. Paint top coat if desired.

mychemcalromance: roses are red tumblr is blue nobody likes you so fuck off yahoo

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:22:20 +0100

mychemcalromance:

roses are red

tumblr is blue

nobody likes you

so fuck off yahoo

avender: brooke-getting-better: viria: glitteringspark: thela...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:40:27 +0100

avender:

brooke-getting-better:

viria:

glitteringspark:

thelastofthemorgensterns:

youdeceivedmyheart:

ithurtslikesatan:

as-a-matter-of-fuck:

thecollapse:

love-and-magic:

lynai:

My life.

#DEAD

i cannot.

OH MY GOD

OHMYGODDD ITS BACK SADFGHBJCDNKMDSF

W H Y

Okay, I’m having a moment. Let me have a minute to get over this video. Shit I mean … This nearly killed me. I often type into my tags that I’m crying but this time I really mean it. Hp has been over for a year now and I still think that it’s the best damn thing that ever happened to me. And it will never truly end for me. Because I’m sitting here crying over these characters, over this fantastic series which gave me so much. Harry Potter was the first book I’ve ever read and it changed me. I guess I’ll never find the right words to explain my love for these books and movies … But I just wanna say one thing: Joanne K. Rowling … THANK YOU SO, I OWE YOU SO MUCH. Just thank you FOR MAKING MY CHILDHOOD A BETTER AND MAGICAL TIME.

Really though. Wow.

00:34.

00:34 is how far I got in the video when I felt hot tears streaming down my face. Being a part of the Potter generation is like nothing I have ever experienced since. It was the book that taught me to read by myself, it was the story that I clung too in the darkest most depressing hours of my childhood, and it gave me the morals that I still hold close to my heart today as I enter adulthood. It gave me hope to believe in the idea that there is more than meets the eye in our world - and that kind of hope, when you’re a child, is everything. It was a secret world and escape to us as children, but as adults/older teenagers the tale of love and courage, friends and bravery is as relevant as ever.

I opened Philosopher’s Stone when I was seven.

I am nineteen now.

And I now and always will consider the story one of my greatest teachers.

yourendorphine: homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:08:53 +0100

yourendorphine:

homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years

i am crying right now i love you europe

crying-rose: tropicalol: w8nder: wuuhuu it’s transparent...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:06:22 +0100

crying-rose:

tropicalol:

w8nder:

wuuhuu it’s transparent :o

Oh My Gosh

omg my favorite symbol ever

unlikelyurl: deansass: killjoyvamp-trekkervendetta: tomhiddles...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:37:03 +0100

unlikelyurl:

deansass:

killjoyvamp-trekkervendetta:

tomhiddleston-h:

We’re all going to be like

prepare your stashes of food, water and a comfy pillow to rest your head in: YOU SHALL NOT SEPARATE FROM YOUR COMPUTER THIS NOVEMBER!

November is when I apply to universities Fuck

Someone should make a trailer

missquack-ster: nic0tine-kisses: the-stars-above-shine: Amen ...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:35:56 +0100

missquack-ster:

nic0tine-kisses:

the-stars-above-shine:

Amen

i only made this 2 days ago notes what

This is why you are so loved, Mr. Depp.

siriusstark: awkwardsituationist: 98 year old dobri dobrev, a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:35:24 +0100

siriusstark:

awkwardsituationist:

98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village in his homemade clothes and leather shoes to the city of sofia, where he spends the day begging for money.

though a well known fixture around several of the city’s chruches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living instead off his monthly state pension of 80 euros.

there’s still good in this world

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:21:48 +0100

whitmerule: mama-bird: coffeeandklonopin: coffeeandklonopin: carpe diem - seize the day carpe...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:54:59 +0100

whitmerule:

mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

That was the perfect opportunity for carpe jugulum, right there.

secretlymisha: as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:20:05 +0100

secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

tsundere-and-lightning: gay vampire ghost opera dubstep for...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:15:50 +0100

tsundere-and-lightning:

gay vampire ghost opera dubstep for those who missed it

comealongpondd: slytherinmarauder: powerofvoodoo: oh god here’s Britain We are the Moon Moon of...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:08:48 +0100

comealongpondd:

slytherinmarauder:

powerofvoodoo:

oh god here’s Britain

We are the Moon Moon of Eurovision

OH GOD THIS POST HAS KILLED ME

thebestworstidea: jillbiden: Sassy President is sassy.

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:42:44 +0100

thebestworstidea:

jillbiden:

Sassy President is sassy.

THERES ONLY 116 SAND CATS LEFT ON EARTH

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:40:45 +0100

the-page-of-rage:

twingeneticist:

THERES

ONLY

116

SAND

CATS

LEFT

ON

EARTH

NOOOO

katyperryd:

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:40:11 +0100

katyperryd:

"Long after you’ve forgotten someone’s voice, you can still remember the sound of their happiness or..."

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:38:34 +0100

“Long after you’ve forgotten someone’s voice, you can still remember the sound of their happiness or their sadness. You can feel it in your body.”

- Anne Michaels (via hellanne)

death-or-exile: WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR....

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:19:03 +0100

death-or-exile:

WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES

dogmemory: stretchingmygroin: heysammy: JUST PRESS...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:17:24 +0100

dogmemory:

stretchingmygroin:

heysammy:

JUST PRESS PLAY.

AND PICTURE TO YOURSELF

A SUPERNATURAL GAME

IN MARIO STYLE.

SHHHHHHHHH

PRESENTING A SUPERNATURAL GAME IN MARIO STYLE: